I'm so hot that Mr. Farenheit should be my middle name.
I'm so hot that I can even make the heat melt.
I'm so hot that I can not dial 911 before the fire sqad arrives.
Have you heard about Global Warming...It's me baby, it's meeeee!
I'm so hot that I can open an artificial sun tanning saloon.
I am so hot that I can sue Burn for copyright. (bravo Alinax, si pentru titlu!)
My whole neighborhood is not paying for heating, that's how hot I am!